December 2011
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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
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so my i was napping, and then my parents decided to join in and nap as well. few minutes later, i’m up ‘cause they’re snoring it all up in here. ugh, old people and their unbelievably loud snores.
let me tell you about kids
i hate kids. but more than anything, i hate mothers who don’t know how to control their children. i think that’s where the whole kid-hatred thing comes from anyway. i just watched Wicked, the musical, and it was AMAZING. i was tearing up cause i realized (and not a lot of people actually do realize this) that i was surrounded by such talented people. i wanted to remember the moment...
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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What happens after April?
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You’re a fat Santa lol. Stop trying so hard. You’re NOT pretty. Stop wearing clothes that are too small for your body.